so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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