He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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