don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
