Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
