Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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