I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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