She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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