But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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