i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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