Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I can text with my tongue
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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