thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
