I cockslap morals
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
its not stalking. its research.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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