So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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