I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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