Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's shark week go big or go home
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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