Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you would pick up someone in the library
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
