So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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