none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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