There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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