you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
