well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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