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(248): View more from Michigan

Potential corruption. He's 19.

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Get them while they're young!

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers

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can u grab me a application

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(312): View more from Illinois

sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.

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(443): View more from Maryland

This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.

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(432): View more from Texas

Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"

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(845): View more from New York

Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence

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(239): View more from Florida

These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.

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