I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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