New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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