I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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