No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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