Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
