So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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