I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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