What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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