idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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