it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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