Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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