Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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