kristin has been a bad kristin
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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