Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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