Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
They have beer where we have blood.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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