She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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