Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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