If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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