my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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