But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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