then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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