i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We are two peas in an std pod
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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