You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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