Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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