You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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