I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
operation have a gay friend backfired
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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