But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Randomize
