GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Randomize
