Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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