i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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