you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I can't turn off my feet"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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