oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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