You're so nebulous sometimes
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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