when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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