I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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