Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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