woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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