..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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