so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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